Tube Planker

A derogatory term for a snowboarder.

That guy is a total tube planker!

by Jonny-O January 26, 2010

Tube Stars

The youtube voting system stars for videos...

"hey i liked your video on youtube i gave you 5/5 tube stars!!!"

by Anon238955 February 21, 2010

felch tube monkey

A fag that swings from ass hole to ass hole with a straw suckling cum

You felch tube monkey

by Imperial wiz March 29, 2015

hippy tube

n. A home-made device, usually crafted out of fabric softener sheets, a spent toilet paper roll and a rubber band. The hippy tube will greatly reduce the average pot-smokers risk of being caught by any type of authority figure. If 8 out of 9 pot-smokers use the Hippy Tube during 90% of all cannibus consumption, scent of burnt reefer will be reduced by up to 3x, where x is number of weeds smoked. Also more commonly referred to as a "hippy stick" in the South.

"Donnie, will you please include the hippy tube when you pass me that blunt? Mom's in the kitchen and she already thinks your stoned off of numerous drugs."

by Matthew Metzger, Donnie Mead October 13, 2007

Tube

A water bong, particularly one used to smoke marijuana.

You guys tryin' to rip a couple tubes after the mixer?

by mp9124 April 19, 2006

boob tube

television. Negative connotation.

I see you're watching the boob tube again. Don't you think 6 hours of t.v. watching is enough for one day?

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

TUBE

Medical shorthand. Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination.

Female, 19, mild foot pain. 5ml sodium pentathol. TUBE.

by Lord Grimcock August 26, 2007