Rubber-nosed-trout

Discarded used condoms often found swimming just downstream of the sewer outlet in the River Tyne
Look there goes another Rubber-nosed-trout. Geordy must have had a good time last night.
by Blue Mike September 04, 2006
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Fur-bearing trout

A fearsome critter that supposedly lives in Montana that resembles a trout, yet nests in trees and is covered in fur. Its fur is purportedly very fine, and thus extremely valuable.
Woah! That fur-bearing trout is even cooller than the jackelope I saw earlier!
by Knighshade July 11, 2004
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Trout sucking a lemon

when someone tries to pout seductively, however the result is a painful grimace, like one is struggling in their attempts to look seductive.
Everytime Eimear is in a photograph she looks like a trout sucking a lemon.
by Dirky McDiggler August 08, 2011
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Speckled Trout Mouth

The way your teeth look after having smoked methamphetamine for 40 years.
You see that ol’ girl with speckled trout mouth? She’s tear your junk up on a Friday night.
by T-bone12 March 08, 2020
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boneless brown trout

Terd, crap, shit, dump, log, poop
There are plenty of Boneless Brown Trout in that river!
by jonathon August 18, 2005
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bitch slapping the trout

Creep: Hey I can see you bitch slapping the trout in twenty minuets
by Pyro Supporter May 12, 2015
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wrinkled neck brown trout

native to coastal and fresh water streams, this fish is actually a long fecal mass with colonic impressions expelled from the anus when a suitable toilet is nowhere to be found. see brown trout
I was swimming at Reggae on the River and some hippies stocked the river with wrinkled neck brown trout.
by Vinno January 31, 2005
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