Rubber-nosed-trout

Discarded used condoms often found swimming just downstream of the sewer outlet in the River Tyne

Look there goes another Rubber-nosed-trout. Geordy must have had a good time last night.

by Blue Mike September 4, 2006

Fur-bearing trout

A fearsome critter that supposedly lives in Montana that resembles a trout, yet nests in trees and is covered in fur. Its fur is purportedly very fine, and thus extremely valuable.

Woah! That fur-bearing trout is even cooller than the jackelope I saw earlier!

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

Trout sucking a lemon

when someone tries to pout seductively, however the result is a painful grimace, like one is struggling in their attempts to look seductive.

Everytime Eimear is in a photograph she looks like a trout sucking a lemon.

by Dirky McDiggler August 11, 2011

Speckled Trout Mouth

The way your teeth look after having smoked methamphetamine for 40 years.

You see that ol’ girl with speckled trout mouth? She’s tear your junk up on a Friday night.

by T-bone12 March 8, 2020

boneless brown trout

Terd, crap, shit, dump, log, poop

There are plenty of Boneless Brown Trout in that river!

by jonathon September 14, 2005

wrinkled neck brown trout

native to coastal and fresh water streams, this fish is actually a long fecal mass with colonic impressions expelled from the anus when a suitable toilet is nowhere to be found. see brown trout

I was swimming at Reggae on the River and some hippies stocked the river with wrinkled neck brown trout.

by Vinno January 30, 2005

bitch slapping the trout

A hand job given by a women

Creep: Hey I can see you bitch slapping the trout in twenty minuets

by Pyro Supporter May 13, 2015