blueberry waffle

a dirty nasty stinky cum infected over used vagina.

man that girls coochi looked like a blueberry waffle

by robtonytina January 2, 2012

Buttered Waffle

Fucking a chick who's face is pressed up against a chain link fence, then cumming on her face.

Jenna's face looks like a slippery chess board after I gave her a buttered waffle.

by AddictedToVaginalSkin May 9, 2009

cum waffle

When a group of males stand around a waffle and whack it. Whoever splooges last has the honor of eating this delicious salty waffle.

Oh man. Cum waffles ruined my night last night.

by shiionmadii February 22, 2011

waffle donkey

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.

Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"

by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017

minge waffle

1. A fungal infection of the female nether parts, which forms a distinctive, lattice-like mildew growth between the labial folds, and which smells strongly of overripe camembert cheese.

2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.

I can't believe Mr. Patterson gave me an F in my assignment. What a complete and utter minge waffle!

by Fanny Waggert June 11, 2018

Waffle-bration

Celebrating with waffles

SomeJack: hey what's on for later ?
DifferentJack: it's waffle-bration night bro

by AnotherJack January 1, 2014

War Waffle

The cooliest dude that has ever lived, he is so cool that it makes cool people look ugly as fuck.

A true war waffle slogan - Silly Niggers, Tricks are for white people.

by dlisfizzlemanizzle January 24, 2010