Kyle is the most popular person you’ve ever met. But he’s definitely not the kindest. Kyle is the kind of guy who plays sports in his free time. And plays around with his jack ass friends. Kyle always has special treatment from people. Team members, friends, teachers, etc. Kyle is a charmer. Kyle is loved but also hated. Kyle has been claimed to have “an infectious smile.” But really his neck is just bigger than his head. Kyle is friends with all the thots in the school and will lead you on to get what he wants.
Dylan: Yo, Kyle.
Kyle: What’s up, stupid?
-They throw invisible basketballs at each other-
Me: Assholes
Kyle: What’s up, stupid?
-They throw invisible basketballs at each other-
Me: Assholes
by Sndklenrm July 31, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is a guy that is very funny, but is either gay or gay in denial and very punchable... but with love.
by urbandick113 October 11, 2022
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is the gayest person you'll meet. He'll usually have a friend named Scott, and they'll be the best gay couple ever. Kyle will suck his dick 24/7 and they won't complain. They are not afraid to show it to the public after a while of hiding the relationship.
by UDUMFUC May 12, 2021
Get the Kylemug. by Tiny_sassquatch November 22, 2022
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is the guy of your dreams. He is kind, funny, is the life of the party, and a very hot guy. Kyle’s are mostly country boys. He is very strong and has a nice body. He will be the person you will want to go to if you need someone to talk to. He is the nicest guy you will meet but he also has a very good personality. He can be super funny and very sensitive. If you are talking to a Kyle make sure you don’t slip up or he will drift away.
Person 1: Did you see that hot guy Kyle at the party last night?
Person 2: Yes he looks super funny and he can party! He has nice muscles too!
Person 2: Yes he looks super funny and he can party! He has nice muscles too!
by Teaiama November 24, 2019
Get the Kylemug. A man who has monster drinks as his blood. Plastic chains as his veins. Camo sagging joggers with military boots. A black jacket unzipped with a white shirt inside. Uses a motorcycle helmet even though he only rides a black bicycle. He's american. He's blonde. He talks like a surfer boi. And he vapes too so, yeh.
Kyle : sick vibes dude
Kyle 2 : yeh vibes, vibes.
Kyle : just got these black airpods for like $350 dude.
Kyle 2 : damn son, i only have white ones.
Kyle 2 : yeh vibes, vibes.
Kyle : just got these black airpods for like $350 dude.
Kyle 2 : damn son, i only have white ones.
by Cloudd June 9, 2019
Get the Kylemug. by cookie dough13 December 26, 2020
Get the Kylemug.