Dave Express

The most satisfying thing, that can happen to a human being. It occurs, when you first wipe your ass after taking a Dave(Poop) and you find no poop on the toilet paper. As a result, you waste minimal time in the toilet.

Refer to Dave

Luke:'Yo bro what's up?'
Mike:'Just had a Dave Express'
Luke:'Damn bro, lucky, I just had a huge ass Dave'

by Koulas September 19, 2020

dave condition

relates to an item in prestige condition....
The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

by Dave Condition January 14, 2021

Dave Stanger

The famed friend of the inventor of the Urban Dictionary, Dave Stanger has sense been humbled. Teaching middle school math and science Dave is described to very likable, and have a cult like following.

Dave Stanger decided against giving us homework because of how cool he is.

by Earth First! September 8, 2022

Dave Grohl

A complete hottie..

Have you seen Dave Grohl in his early 2000’s era?

by dave grohl’s slut May 4, 2022

Dave Chappelle

He's funny, but people repeat stuff like "I'm Rick James bitch" and "WHAT? OK! YEAH!" way too fucking much.

Asshole #1: I'm Rick James bitch!
Asshole #2: WHAT?! OK!
Asshole #1 and #2: LOL wanna have butt sex?

by Peter G October 10, 2004

dave chappelle

A lesser known comedian until the breakout of his new show. Seriously, I knew Chappelle was funny even before that.

Go rent the movie Screwed to see Chappelle way before he got a show.

by Mr. Nice Guy May 13, 2005

Pulling a Dave

To fail miserably at the hands of a younger sibling.

Having not bested his little brother since Obama was president, UCF was really pulling a Dave.

by Better Brother June 5, 2018