Teddy pink

A boy with a big dick that is a monster in bed

Teddy pink dick is big

by Dave1048 April 30, 2022

Teddie

The BEST BEST FRIEND EVER they are so funny and will listen to anything you have to say, unless your wrong then they'll come at you like a raging bull

Teddies is the very best

by Ash_Rush October 6, 2023

Teddy-eater

Idkk if your name is will but if it is you consume your teddies

Teddy-eater : NOm nOM

The pet store:
That’s our fish..

by Unknown000888 October 25, 2019

Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.

Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.

by B-ry. June 11, 2018

Mr. Teddy Bear

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.

Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy

by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025

Zeddy Teddy

Zeddy Teddy

Hi Zeddy Teddy

by Ew2412011 August 27, 2023

teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime

"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"

by RorosDad February 28, 2025