J Shot

Jizz squirted; usually on someone.

I think I'm in love. That chick I went home with last night took a J Shot to the face and stayed in for more!

by Katzmonce September 29, 2010

G-Shot

A sexy naked picture that somone you know takes of themselves for you, usually in sexy positions and or lingirie. (Local slang in Chicago.)

Hey, mija, I been locked up for 9 months already. Send me some G-Shots.

Hey bro, check out these G-Shots that this fi-fi sent to my phone!

by Bizy Boy 21st & Oakkley July 16, 2011

shot fairy

The magical being that fills shot glasses when nobody is looking.

Oh look, the shot fairy came!

by Boobs Not Eyes! May 23, 2010

Dog shot

When a dog deffecates with such force that the poop splats to the ground and thus is impossible to pick up

"watch out dude, there's some dog shot there!"

by You can't Handel the truth February 01, 2021

Squirrel Shot

Like in 'Basic Instinct' when Sharon Stone exposes her 'squirrel' in public and you happen to see it.

I was in yoga last night and the chick in front of me was wearing short shorts and total gave me a squirrel shot during downward dog.

by nedflanders August 14, 2015

phone shot

A shot of booze consumed with a friend over the phone when you just can't be togther, especially if they are very far away. Usually involves tequila and a count down so you know you are really drinking a the same time.

Person 1 in California: "Dude, I just finished my last final today!"
Person 2 in North Dakota: "Awesome, this calls for a phone shot! One two three, drink!"

by Jaye7 May 21, 2009

shot the shitter

Literally to shoot a toilet full of shit with a pellet gun and have it spray all over the wall

Figuratively, to fuck up

*Fails Test*

"I really shot the shitter on that one"

by AnyaSpice123456 December 04, 2013