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s Scale

similar to above with good examples tho
"Christ, she fills up the S Scale"

"don't look now but there's a 0 S Scale coming our way"
by Tim Seely December 19, 2004
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T-Scale

A famous women rating system. The scale goes as follows:

The selected women is rated on five different features:

1. Face

2. Breasts

3. Body Frame

4. Butt

5. Legs

A maximum and minimum of zero to two points can be given for each feature. At the end you count every physical flaw the person has such as acne, large nose anything that makes them a little undesirable, and subtract it from the number. At the end you will have your 1-10 rating.

This system is strictly physical appearance only and cannot be counted towards the persons personality. Points for generosity may be given at the discretion of the rater.
Dude 1: "Hey look at Maria, what would you rate her on the T-Scale?"

Dude 2: "Well her face is a two, boobs a two, ass a two, frame a two, and legs definitely a two."

Dude 1: "So you think she's a ten?"

Dude 2: "No her face is good but she has a little acne, and I'm not too much a fan of her hair, and her ass is good but a little flat.... so minus 3.

Dude 1: "So you say she's a 7, that sounds right."
by tyev13 January 1, 2012
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boflichter scale

A European device used to measure the official distance a nose picker can flick a nasal nugget during an organized competition or tournament.
The judges have recalibrated the boflichter scale and we are ready for round two of this competition.
by GORP July 27, 2006
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Theodorian Scale

The Theodorian Scale describes on percentage scale of 0% to 100% how similar any peice of music is to a peice of music from the Star Wars franchise.
Mars, the Bringer of War sounds 85% like Star Wars according to the Theodorian Scale.
by HoneyBucketX December 23, 2020
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dichter scale

the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.
that dude was HUGE! a 9.5 on the dichter scale! a total girthquake!
by goldenboyswift January 11, 2011
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V Scale

The measure of the angle of the shorts that get caught sideways up in a fat persons ass.
Hey, Check out that fat chick, I give her a 8 on the V scale.
by Observant at all times October 17, 2008
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