Moist sock

When sombody ejaculates into a sock.

My mom found my moist sock behind my bed!

by Urban_Retard May 29, 2017

moist shamoise

a moist-towelette-like device used for cleaning up ketchup/catsup

"Well, aren't you going to get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist shamoise?"

by Zach June 21, 2003

moist larry

To change lanes like a mothafucka

???? Moist Larry ????

by _Breadsticks_ May 14, 2015

Moist nigga

Moistnigga - a person so self absorbed, they’re a little moist. People like this can’t see past what’s standing in front of the mirror. The only reason they make a move is for the benefit of self. They have little to no regard for others, although their charming character might trick you into thinking so. They care too much about what others think and try way too hard to maintain their bougie image.

Moistnigga can be associated with words like narcissistic, egotistical, vain

Let’s be real, we all know a moistnigga

Girl you better steer clear of Derrick. He’s nothing but a moist nigga

by Kcee17 April 28, 2020

moist and meaty

A great type of dog food

Digby is a good dog just look at him eat that moist and meaty

by Digby42 December 24, 2015

man moist

Occurs when a man gets excited at the prospect of something gratifying, usually gay man love; the rectum begins to seep strange boy-fluids in anticipation.

"Ooooh, big daddy, stooooop it, you're making me man moist."

by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

moist firetruck

Using mayonnaise as lubrication to have ear sex with a female or a large gorilla(;

Boris: I gave your mother the Moist Firetruck last night.
Denzel: Nice. Fuck off.

by Crush Blaze February 11, 2014