by Gnicker February 13, 2016
by bubba2356 March 18, 2008
by anal midwife February 15, 2014
by Insta: anthony.l.u.n.a September 10, 2020
1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;
a) too much anal sex
b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts
c) a diet with little to no ruffage
d) any combination a, b & c
2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.
a) too much anal sex
b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts
c) a diet with little to no ruffage
d) any combination a, b & c
2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.
As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".
"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"
"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"
by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014
Matilda heard the bung gung echo against the cold, stained porcelain tile in the toilet. She quietly prayed to Jesus that it would be louder next time, when Farnsworth came over for scat play.
by ludwig van nostrand April 08, 2016
by TheGlazdDonut January 19, 2021