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The Cool Zone 

In leftist spaces, a time period marked by a massive political, social, and economic emancipation as a result of a crisis arising from the failures of capitalism. i.e. , a revolution.

Often preceding widespread abject poverty, increased socioeconomic inequality, an obscene accumulation of wealth by the rich due to their ownership of the means of production, a distrust in the current political process under which people live, and other social issues arising therein.

Although specifics vary, many among the left believe that a worldwide seizing of the means of production and overthrow of the capitalist system by the proletariat is inevitable and will ultimately lead to social, economic, and political emancipation for the working class throughout the world.

Popular examples of The Cool Zone include the August Revolution, the Cuban Revolution, the October Revolution, the February Revolution, the Spanish Revolution of 1936, the Zapatista uprising, among others.
The unemployment rate in the United States has just hit 30% while billionaires have made billions of dollars off of the crisis, and people are beginning to riot. We are entering The Cool Zone!
The Cool Zone by Baldemoto May 30, 2020
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The CUM Zone 

The "Canada, United States, Mexico" zone.

Mostly aliens who appear in television would go to The CUM Zone
Aliens would go to The CUM Zone in every movie
The CUM Zone by LePost James September 25, 2020

Welcome to the cum zone 

Only cum inside anime girls, Quivering clit, double jointed pussy
Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum.
Person one: " Welcome to the cum zone "

Person two: " Only cum inside anime girls "

The Last Zodiac 

Sometimes, I wonder if a soul can only reincarnate 12 lifetimes, and then the soul and memory will be faded and become ignorant again.

Being the last zodiac, I guess they have experienced a lot through previous lives.

You tend to see the childish side, the mature side, the loving side, the fiery side, the knowledge, the ignorance, the wise, the retardation, the enlightened, the silliness, the impatience, the patience, the cheesiness.

They seem to have a little bit of everything.
That is why I write those poems when I'm so in love or when I cry. I criticize when I'm mad. I fantansize when I'm dreamy. So, it's all me. Don't be surprise.

The last zodiac.

The Snapchat Zone 

Like the friend zone, except you are held in digital captivity. One who is in the Snapchat zone is unable to communicate with their romantic interest outside of Snapchat, regardless of logistical capabilities. In other words, even if you are next-door neighbors with your Snapchat crush, said crush will not allow you to hang out with them in person due to unreasonable yet convincingly-delivered excuses such as "my next day off is 64 months from now" or "my friend just broke up with her boyfriend," both of which tend to occur at a statistically impossible rate.
Tyron: "Ayo Karen, you down to grab some din-din & throw down some peppermint schnapps tonight?"
Karen: "I would but my dog just turned into a cat and I'm kind of freaking out."
Tyron: "But you just posted that you were bored and wanted someone to chill with on your Snap Story!"
Karen: "Yeah but that was like 5 seconds before my dog turned into a cat."
Tyron: "We live literally 10 feet from each other, it can't be that hard to meet up!"
Karen: "Soon, Tyron, soon! But for now, you're in the Snapchat Zone."

the cone zone 

you are now entering the cone zone
the cone zone by Low Clef May 17, 2004

The War Zone 

2 hours after a steak and cheese burrito from taco bell. You are in your bathroom you

A.puke in toilet and crap pants

B.crap in toilet and puke on yourself
C.sit there in a puddle of shitty cheese steak

Constantly waking up from taco bell hell you must make these choices ever hour.
The borrito is taking names tonight so you better watch out or you will wake up in the War zone.