Tamponous

Characterized by having a wet personality.

That guy's quite tamponous; he ran away after I said I am male and not a microwave.

by Boar1 May 12, 2024

used tampon

ew

"I'm a literal used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a disorganized, slutty, cruel, and mean penis

"I bed hop without mercy like a dirty little used tampon"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Tampon

Someone who is a crybaby at work

Jordan always crying around bout work, he needs a tampon

by Nublife March 24, 2023

Tampon

A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.

1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”

by iamgezim May 27, 2024

tampon tim

The way MAGA republicans salute a 24 year retired Army veteran Tim Walz
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever

Democrat- I love Vice President Tim Walz! He is such a great family man and honorable veteran.
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 7, 2024

Tampon joint

A joint that is rolled so poorly that it looks like a tampon

I was so high, I rolled a tampon joint

by I<3Asians+Timsjap August 27, 2015