clean and steam

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion

Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.

by Dan.k March 27, 2014

Steam Sale

Steam's way to hack into people's brains and screw their credit cards.

Person: "Summer is coming. And there's gonna be a steam sale! Even be-"

Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"

by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021

Steam-clean

Bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in a hot shower to rinse out your butthole & crack.

You can toss my salad, I did a steam-clean earlier today.

by SBtay December 31, 2016

steaming raincoat

A euphemism for a condom with ejaculate in it; a used condom

You have to be careful not to leave your steaming raincoat somewhere the dog can get to it.

by Dr. Pingu April 04, 2021

steam pocket

When one displaces gas in their pants, it creates a steam pocket, that slowly dissipates from the legs, and waistline of the pants.

I farted in class and tried to hold it, only to release a steam pocket for the entire classroom.

by Cub4n December 22, 2016

Steam academy

A School that is filled with low lives, crackheads, white peoples saying nigger. We can’t even fight in this school SMH.

Have you heard of steam academy that school is shit

by School1234 February 06, 2019

Steam academy

A school with these dumb ass teachers like the gym teacher not letting you do anything, the math teacher always failing you, the English teacher also always failing you, the earth science teacher “is it true do I care”. And these kids OMG don’t let me get started on these kids like how don’t you know that February has 28 days, how they don’t know how to use a computer, and how they always starting some shit cause they wanna fight.

No one: hey you know that school steam academy

Me: yea why

No one: yo that school is so trash you fail for no reason

Me: yea fuck that school lets go to MVHS

by School1234 February 25, 2019