clean and steam

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion

Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.

by Dan.k May 8, 2014

steam table

When you shit on someone's stomach while they are in the wheel yoga pose.

I made a steam table on Jared during hot yoga, and everyone had to clear the room.

by jynxuome April 14, 2021

Steaming Hulk

One of the worst presents that one can give/receive in a public bathroom. The massive doody is dark green with the remnants of a healthy diet. Upon contact with the toilet water, this hot dropping initiates plenty of water vapor. It's best not to flush; flushing only makes it angrier...

Clese: "Yo, weren't you going to the bathroom?"
Langston: "No way! There was a steaming hulk in there!"

by Badoge May 17, 2016

steamed pickle

Dropping the dick in a girls hot box while in a sauna.

I gave that bitch a steamed pickle at the YMCA.

by eckskape May 14, 2014

Steam Sale

Steam's way to hack into people's brains and screw their credit cards.

Person: "Summer is coming. And there's gonna be a steam sale! Even be-"

Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"

by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021

Steam canyon

Very large, wide vagina

That girl was so loose, it was like a steam canyon between her legs.

by Puntilla April 19, 2018

Steaming the cheese

Warming up of the white "cheese" under the foreskin of a male during foreplay.

Hey honey, want to come over and steam the cheese tonight?
Steaming the cheese before we have sex.

by NotDaveOrMike January 2, 2022