by Tim Seely December 19, 2004
Get the s Scalemug. A famous women rating system. The scale goes as follows:
The selected women is rated on five different features:
1. Face
2. Breasts
3. Body Frame
4. Butt
5. Legs
A maximum and minimum of zero to two points can be given for each feature. At the end you count every physical flaw the person has such as acne, large nose anything that makes them a little undesirable, and subtract it from the number. At the end you will have your 1-10 rating.
This system is strictly physical appearance only and cannot be counted towards the persons personality. Points for generosity may be given at the discretion of the rater.
The selected women is rated on five different features:
1. Face
2. Breasts
3. Body Frame
4. Butt
5. Legs
A maximum and minimum of zero to two points can be given for each feature. At the end you count every physical flaw the person has such as acne, large nose anything that makes them a little undesirable, and subtract it from the number. At the end you will have your 1-10 rating.
This system is strictly physical appearance only and cannot be counted towards the persons personality. Points for generosity may be given at the discretion of the rater.
Dude 1: "Hey look at Maria, what would you rate her on the T-Scale?"
Dude 2: "Well her face is a two, boobs a two, ass a two, frame a two, and legs definitely a two."
Dude 1: "So you think she's a ten?"
Dude 2: "No her face is good but she has a little acne, and I'm not too much a fan of her hair, and her ass is good but a little flat.... so minus 3.
Dude 1: "So you say she's a 7, that sounds right."
Dude 2: "Well her face is a two, boobs a two, ass a two, frame a two, and legs definitely a two."
Dude 1: "So you think she's a ten?"
Dude 2: "No her face is good but she has a little acne, and I'm not too much a fan of her hair, and her ass is good but a little flat.... so minus 3.
Dude 1: "So you say she's a 7, that sounds right."
by tyev13 January 1, 2012
Get the T-Scalemug. Da track-size of glorious electric train dat da jovially-chuckling Santa Claus laughingly leaves in your stocking.
After "The Don" made his infamous disgraceful remark about da female college-athletes' "traditional people-of-color" hairdos, he should have said to himself, "Imus buy each of those insulted ladies an HO-scale train set as recompense for my outrageous insensitivity."
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
Get the HO-scalemug. by Hugh tickle me December 3, 2019
Get the William Scalesmug. the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.
by goldenboyswift January 11, 2011
Get the dichter scalemug. Also referred to as the "midi scale," it is a binary scale akin to the 1-10 hotness scale - except that it goes from 0-1. Its name originates from the lacrosse culture of the suburbs surrounding Boston, MA,USA.
1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with
0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"
1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with
0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"
--lad #1: "hey look at that girl! over there SOLID one the middy scale"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"
by lolsquid January 29, 2014
Get the Middy Scalemug. A European device used to measure the official distance a nose picker can flick a nasal nugget during an organized competition or tournament.
The judges have recalibrated the boflichter scale and we are ready for round two of this competition.
by GORP July 27, 2006
Get the boflichter scalemug.