Poor Man's Bling

1. (n.) When someone has more keychains than keys.
1. "Bro what are all those keys for? You must have like 10 cars!" "Nah man, it's just my poor man's bling."
by Classy Suburb Kid December 31, 2010
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Poor Man's Speakers

Any vehicle's cup holders used as speakers to enhance the music volume on anyone's android, iPhone, or iPod. Important Note: The android, iPhone, or iPod's microphone (typically positioned on the top & on the back) must be placed face up and inside the cup holder. (Therefore, the android, iPhone, or iPod must be placed face down and upside down inside the cup holder to achieve the full effect of the Poor Man's Speakers.)
Johnny and I were listening to some of the greatest tunes on my iPod while using Johnny's Poor Man's speakers!

My Daddy drives us to school, so my girlfriend, Alexis, and I love to listen to that dreamy Justin Bieber song on her iPod while using Daddy's Poor Man's speakers. It drives Daddy crazy sometimes!
by EvilGinger84 March 18, 2013
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poor ole tom

A beating delivered by two or more people against one person who had previously been the object of disdain or ridicule, such as an annoying drunk at a party or a persistent vagrant hounding people for change.
Dave: what happened to Brian at the party? He's all messed up looking.

Joel: he got drunk and staggered into the band's gear and then he wouldn't go home so the band gave him the poor ole tom.

Dave: Ouch!
by killersbytrade June 07, 2010
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poor mans porn

using an educational video (eg. how to put on a condom) as an excuse for porn.
i dont want to look up real porn to i looked up poor mans porn
by hoop the scoop April 15, 2017
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The Poor Man's Platty

Better known as Natural Ice or by its street name, "Natty Ice". The alcohol content in these babies is as high as balls so 12 of them will have you off your ass. A 12 pack goes for about 6 dollars, so Natty Ice has become known as "The Poor Man's Platty" referring to Bud Light Platinum. Drink these and you're bound to blackout, which is always a good time.
Guy: "Damn only got 6 bucks left."

Other Guy: "Don't worry you can get a 12 of The Poor Man's Platty at that CVS"

Guy: "Deadass those are fire. We're gettin wrecked tonight."
by DairyBarn6969 January 07, 2016
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Poor man's strike

In bowling when one gutterballs the first roll and the knocks down all ten in the second roll
by Mike J. M. September 13, 2007
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Poor Man

Noob that assumes godly players are EBayers.
Quizzy: EBAY NOOB
Elfy: rofl, poor man
by elfypwns November 16, 2003
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