a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.
by holysanta July 17, 2025
Get the japanese bed self-pleasure techniquemug. When you set your phone on or next to your dick or vagina, and somebody starts spamming you causing you to be unintentionally pleasured.
by aairving April 7, 2015
Get the Unintentional pleasurementmug. by Big pp man21 May 9, 2021
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Get the chattering pleasuremug. by Canidoiy September 28, 2017
Get the Pleasure bikingmug. A sexual act usually preformed on a woman by a man, that involves a three step act of pleasure meant to bring the woman to ultimate orgasm.
Foreplay: Do whatever you both enjoy to first warm up (kissing, stroking etc).
Step one: Let the girl lay fown on a soft and comfortable spot (such as the end of the bed) and preform cunnilingus on the girl and put extra focus on her clitoris. Stop right before she climaxes, take a short break to make out.
Step two: Massage her entire genital area, with extra focus put on her labia, vulva, clitoris and mainstreet. Stop right before she climaxes and take another short break to make out.
Step 3: Penetrate her with the penis and continue until she reaches climax. Recommended that it's done in a position that is not physically demanding for the girl, yo minimise the potential injury sustained by falling as a result of shaky legs.
Foreplay: Do whatever you both enjoy to first warm up (kissing, stroking etc).
Step one: Let the girl lay fown on a soft and comfortable spot (such as the end of the bed) and preform cunnilingus on the girl and put extra focus on her clitoris. Stop right before she climaxes, take a short break to make out.
Step two: Massage her entire genital area, with extra focus put on her labia, vulva, clitoris and mainstreet. Stop right before she climaxes and take another short break to make out.
Step 3: Penetrate her with the penis and continue until she reaches climax. Recommended that it's done in a position that is not physically demanding for the girl, yo minimise the potential injury sustained by falling as a result of shaky legs.
Matt: Ey bro guess what me a Annie did last night?
Malcolm: Well idk? Tell.
Matt: 3-Phase Pleasuring *smirk
Malcolm: WHAT! NO WAY! That stuff is mythical! How was it?
Matt: Well she had to take the next day off from work. Couldn't stand up straight.
Malcolm: BROOO!!!
Matt: Ik :) ;)
Malcolm: Well idk? Tell.
Matt: 3-Phase Pleasuring *smirk
Malcolm: WHAT! NO WAY! That stuff is mythical! How was it?
Matt: Well she had to take the next day off from work. Couldn't stand up straight.
Malcolm: BROOO!!!
Matt: Ik :) ;)
by OccDoc161 January 17, 2024
Get the 3-Phase Pleasuringmug. Yeah, ok, so you are watching. Great. That isn't what I said. That isn't how I felt about it fuck-face.
Hym "I mean according to swole neurologist it's not a sick thing to take pleasure in about a wildly traumatic childhood even with a stress response 10 times higher than that of someone who was actually involved you shit. Did you talk to you Q-Anon friends and family? Did you apologize for being a smug neurotic shit? No?"
by Hym Iam December 7, 2023
Get the A sick thing to take pleasure inmug.