Your Mum

The answer to any question…literally.

Q:Who was the first president of America?

A:Your Mum

Q:What is the 58th Pokemon in the Pokédex

A:Your Mum

by Your______________Mum March 2, 2018

your mum

Some one's mum , mother , the thing that gave birth to them

Woman: How are you today sir?
Man: Your mum

Jeffry: HEY TOM...YOUR A FILTHY LEBO
Tom:Your mums a filthy lebo

A: Hey tom guess what...
B: yeah what
A: i banged ur mum last night

OIIIIIII..........YA MUM

Student: Miss Miss
Teacher : Yes henry?
Student: i just realised that your mum

by kingfishtunamarlin December 21, 2007

Hicko's Mum

An extremely fit M.I.L.F

Hicko your Mum is so hot!

by bike February 3, 2004

Christy's Mum

A woman who will do anything you want in bed, as long as you clean up afterwords. It is also the worlds best comeback. Another version of "Your Mum".

Thats what Christy's Mum said!!

person 1 :OMG! That girl wanted to sleep with me after 10 mins!
person 2 :Gawd, shes such a Christy's Mum

by David and Euan July 15, 2009

your mum

Stupid insult which townies say to get a kick out of life.

Person: You faggot
Townie: Oh yeah? Your MUM!
Person: Okay yes My Mum what about my mum?
Townie: Your Mum thats what its about
Person: Your an Idiot
*Townie runs off crying*

by Owner of your souls March 15, 2004

Your mum

A phrase commonly used by people with two gay fathers. It is often mistaken for an insult but is actually a cry for help from someone who is upset because their dad fucks their other dad.

Person 1:'I hate you because you have homosexual parents and I am strongly yet inexplicably against homosexuality'

Person 2:'your mum'

by Tim December 3, 2003

Your Mum

* Slang for 'Your Mother', meaning the person who gave birth to you. Your biological mother.

* The ultimate end to an argument due to the difficulty to respond to it.

* Hey Neil, I really like your Mum!
Dude, you what? That really ain't cool!

* What the hell have you done to your hair?
Your Mum
.......(silence)

by neil_the_ant June 5, 2004