A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 06, 2022
Woman: How are you today sir?
Man: Your mum
Jeffry: HEY TOM...YOUR A FILTHY LEBO
Tom:Your mums a filthy lebo
A: Hey tom guess what...
B: yeah what
A: i banged ur mum last night
OIIIIIII..........YA MUM
Student: Miss Miss
Teacher : Yes henry?
Student: i just realised that your mum
Man: Your mum
Jeffry: HEY TOM...YOUR A FILTHY LEBO
Tom:Your mums a filthy lebo
A: Hey tom guess what...
B: yeah what
A: i banged ur mum last night
OIIIIIII..........YA MUM
Student: Miss Miss
Teacher : Yes henry?
Student: i just realised that your mum
by kingfishtunamarlin November 20, 2007
A woman who will do anything you want in bed, as long as you clean up afterwords. It is also the worlds best comeback. Another version of "Your Mum".
Thats what Christy's Mum said!!
person 1 :OMG! That girl wanted to sleep with me after 10 mins!
person 2 :Gawd, shes such a Christy's Mum
person 1 :OMG! That girl wanted to sleep with me after 10 mins!
person 2 :Gawd, shes such a Christy's Mum
by David and Euan July 15, 2009
Person: You faggot
Townie: Oh yeah? Your MUM!
Person: Okay yes My Mum what about my mum?
Townie: Your Mum thats what its about
Person: Your an Idiot
*Townie runs off crying*
Townie: Oh yeah? Your MUM!
Person: Okay yes My Mum what about my mum?
Townie: Your Mum thats what its about
Person: Your an Idiot
*Townie runs off crying*
by Owner of your souls March 15, 2004
A phrase commonly used by people with two gay fathers. It is often mistaken for an insult but is actually a cry for help from someone who is upset because their dad fucks their other dad.
Person 1:'I hate you because you have homosexual parents and I am strongly yet inexplicably against homosexuality'
Person 2:'your mum'
Person 2:'your mum'
by Tim December 04, 2003
* Slang for 'Your Mother', meaning the person who gave birth to you. Your biological mother.
* The ultimate end to an argument due to the difficulty to respond to it.
* The ultimate end to an argument due to the difficulty to respond to it.
* Hey Neil, I really like your Mum!
Dude, you what? That really ain't cool!
* What the hell have you done to your hair?
Your Mum
.......(silence)
Dude, you what? That really ain't cool!
* What the hell have you done to your hair?
Your Mum
.......(silence)
by neil_the_ant June 05, 2004