All roads lead to you

When you try so hard to get rid of someone, but you always end up going back to them.

Person 1: "Why did you get back with me? Why not someone else?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I tried to get rid of you, but it seems like all roads lead to you."

by cruevhs February 16, 2024

Red lead

Tomato sauce

"My mother was inside, cooking the meat for the gravy. You know, red lead -- pork bones and veal. It was a Sunday."

by Cantaloupe Jones October 16, 2022

2-0 lead

When a team in a sport is up by a score of 2-0 but end up blowing the lead in the end.

“Yo Cael did you see that PSG blew a 2-0 lead in the Champions League to Real Madrid”
“Fuck You!”

by lebumdum March 12, 2022

Every Word Defined On Urban Dictionary Is for A Lead Of A Verse

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Every Word Defined On Urban Dictionary Is for A Lead Of A Verse

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

Lead battery

Something that powers lots of home supplies but can give you lead poisoning.

My lead battery is working in my fan but I feel sick

by SwagmastXD420 November 9, 2018

micro leading

Sitting side by side leaning together with equal intent, the lead initiates micro movements for the follow.

Kyle was micro leading me, listening to the music of the city...

by wydancer May 4, 2017

Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...

Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”

by Hym Iam November 27, 2022