Horse Barto

A MAN WHO LOVES THE SENSATION OF A LARGE HORSE COCK SLOWLY SLIDING DOWN THE ANAL CAVITY.

Emmett: 'OH HORSEY'.
Rickie: Horse barto save some for me you bad boy
Emmett: ' You want some'
Rickie: Yes horse barto

by FUUSED892 February 10, 2022

bitch horse

when someone is constantly complaining they are on a bitch horse.

Stop asking me to clean the garage. When are you going to get off that bitch horse.

by brian7651 November 25, 2012

horse's hymen

Something really tough...very difficult.

"This steak is chewier than a horse's hymen"

"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"

by drbollocks August 09, 2008

horse shagger

someone who shags horses

Dan:louise wat are you doin
Louise:i'm just shagging my horse
Dsn:you fuckin dirty horse shagger

by pussylicker November 09, 2005

Horse Fister

A person who inserts their fist in to a horse's rectum. Derogatory.

That Steve is a complete horse fister.

by Jim Morisson October 23, 2004

horse helicopter

the sex move in which a male gently glides a female's foot along the seam of his ballsack whilst farting

Trevor: "Jerry gave Sarah the old Horse Helicopter at the party last night."
Brad: "No way!"

by gayhorsegayhorse April 21, 2019

Make a horse

An artistic, time consuming way of excreting faeces. Inspired by the way glass-blowers make animals out of hot molten glass.

"What are some special skills of yours?"
"I can Make a horse I'll show you."
"you do that too? You're hired"

by 182-90210 January 28, 2011