Spanking the ham

furious masturbation

"My roommate Tyler was spanking the ham last night and woke me up.

by gorilla tongue December 16, 2008

Ham handlers

The hand like hooves of an obese person. Often including an opposable digit. To aid in the handling of hams, or the operation of mobility scooters.

Look at at the ham handlers on that! She really looks like she knows how to handle a ham.

by Escobar Marineros August 27, 2020

hamming down

to destroy or overly do something.

Allie was hamming down that bowl of cereal milk!

by cereal bhaddie January 12, 2019

ham stamp

(v.) when a female slaps her wet vagina on a mans face; female equivalent of a mushroom stamp

(n.) the wet residue remnants of a ham on a mans face

Willy was reading a book on the couch when Danielle jumped onto his face and gave him a ham stamp

by bmov1986 March 5, 2014

Ham Rove

The older sibling of Karl Rove. Ham Rove is a chunk of Ham with some sweet 80's glasses.

P1: Man, Karl Rove's head looks like ham.
P2: Well, his older brother IS in fact a piece of ham. His name is Ham Rove.
P1: I did not know that, thanks for the info!

by Colbertsuperpac March 6, 2012

The Ham Man

A man who "goes and gets this bread" and returns with all of the ham instead.

Jake: Lets go get this bread!
Also Jake: *Returns with all the hams"
Jimmy: You are The Ham Man

by cReAM sOdA FaYGo September 11, 2018

Ham Out

(While working in a call center)

To become so full of rage at someone over the phone, as to physically take it out on part of your computer monitor or other surrounding electronic by physically attacking it (Punching, smashing etc..)

"John look's like he's about to Ham Out"
"You missed it, Rick just Hammed Out"

by Jason M H May 2, 2007