Field Goal

At the terminal end of fucking someone in the doggy style position, the partner being fucked is shoved forward, creating a force that swings their arms into the air creating a “Y” or “field goal” shape in American football. The other partner simultaneously pulls out to ejaculate between the partner’s arm. Immediately after, a referee enters the room, places both of his hands in the air and announces “It’s good.”

I got Deb with another field goal last night, now I have 6 points on the board.

The field goal hit my arm so we counted it since technically it’s like hitting the post.

That field goal was no good because I shoved her to far–I need more practice.

by Grumpygills June 3, 2018

dick goal

The amount of sexual acts, in which a penis is necessary, that one aspires to participate.

My dick goal is to receive six Paul Giamatti Snow Globes before I die.

by jkHeZ June 23, 2014

IVF goals

A handsome face that a pretty woman would want to IVF with

Howard Kevin Stern is IVF goals

by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019

Goal

Unachievable

A goal is fuking unachievable. Dont waste ur time. Utilise it to masturbate

by Mongoosus69 November 11, 2022

couple goals

clay and sara (the two most in love people you'll ever meet)
- by val

have u seen clay and sara? they're literally couple goals!!

by dracomalfoyswifey October 13, 2021

fart hole goal extreme hard

john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide is a carazy guyh

jacob 2: yall eerv see john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide? ii heard he has a fart hole goal extreme hard
shayanne: no lmao

by mesa727 June 23, 2023

Relationship Goals

Cultivating an authentic and vibrant relationship that is enviable

I'm stepping up my relationship goals this year!

by M&FOG February 1, 2019