Dude Flute

Yet another phrase for the male genitalia but, one used to describe the act of giving, or receiving a blow job.

Liam: Hey baby! Fancy some action? I'm toey'er than a roman sandal....

Jenny: Bugger, the painters are in but I'd love to play a concerto on your Dude Flute?

by John Nash I February 22, 2010

penile flute

using a mans penis as a flute

i penile fluted that guy

by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023

Twinkle Flute

When a woman performs oral sex on a man and controls the pitch of the mans moans by how hard she squeezes the mans testicles.

That chick twinkle fluted me so hard last night I sounded like Prince.

by BallZack6 October 29, 2011

etude for flute and bassoon

A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence

After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.

by anonymous July 5, 2024

Angry Flute

The act of rubbing hot sauce on ones lip before performing oral sex on a man. This causes the man's penis to burn and become red. The oral performer is now in the orchestra as the angry flute player and while the man screams his operatic whails of seduction.

"I really pissed off Carla last night. She gave me an angry flute and my neighbors all clapped after the performance"

by Lil Bwow Wow July 4, 2022

Bi-Racial Flute

Indeterminable noises made by a member of two different ethnic groups. Typically spurred by an intense argument or conversation.

“Whenever Enrique gets mad he starts playing the Bi-Racial Flute.”

by Plumbers Pipe September 30, 2020

Dog playing the flute

A dog playing the flute is a commonly used trick on people to get them to look at an interesting image.

Hey dude look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.

by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 29, 2020