anus face

a person whose face looks like an anus face

joseph is an anus face

by L3X December 29, 2004

ghost anus

when you wake up in the middle of the night and it feels like you have your dick in an anus but there is none there, it often smells after wards as if you did have butt sex.

Dude, last night I had a wicked case of ghost anus.

by Takalakala November 13, 2010

anus weevil

A little critter/beetle that burrows in the anal region of the body

Dude Brian, you're like a freggin' anus weevil when you act so incredibly douchey.

by The LBs March 31, 2007

anus spider

A type of arachnid that makes its home in the anus of an animal, typically found in livestock. Rarely is an anus spider found in a human host.

Anus spiders... ouch!

by Cdugan May 24, 2006

funky anus

one rectum that reeks like some serious old skanky shit

dude.. do have one funky anus

by Will July 23, 2004

nacho anus

nachos served piping hot from the anus

Waiter: "your order sir?"
Hakko: "ill have the nacho anus please"
Waiter: "wise choice sir"
*waiter bends over revealing a nacho anus*

by Hakko November 21, 2004

anus lips

1)One who is a complete dick fuck.

2) One so completely devoid of common sense, they must have anus for lips.

My dog is a complete anus lips and just ate a bar of soap.

by Donkey Konga May 9, 2005