Referring to the infamous "I put on my robe and wizard hat" line used in a cyber sex session made famous by bash.org. Used to describe someone capable of ruining a conversation with anyone of the opposite sex beyond the point of repair.
"Hey, who was that hot girl Joey was talking to yesterday?"
"Dunno, he went all robe and hat on her, scared her off."
"Dunno, he went all robe and hat on her, scared her off."
by furkel May 27, 2009
by Jonny Morrison December 20, 2004
Frat boy types other wise known as bros. This particular species of frat boy can be seen galavanting around college campuses or downtown office buildings. They are distinguishable by their trademark white baseball caps which contain offensive college names of school they did not go to like Fordham University (FU) and the University of South Carolina (Cocks). They are more than likely wearing their caps at sporting events or at a bar watching sporting events, probably drinking Busch Lite or if they are classy Miller Lite.
See: Nearly every frat boy on every College Campus in the US.
David: Kate did you see all those White hats at the football game.
Kate: Yeah they kept ogling all of the women and drinking all the crappy beer.
David: Kate did you see all those White hats at the football game.
Kate: Yeah they kept ogling all of the women and drinking all the crappy beer.
by Texas Dave December 06, 2007
by popcultureicon March 24, 2005
A good sample term for explaining arguments or debates you’ve had while avoiding potentially controversial topics and terms.
John: I had the worst debate with someone earlier, we were talking about transgenderism and-
Sam: No, dude, Hat on a Goat.
John: Right. So she thought that we should allow putting a hat on a goat. I was saying that that’s crazy, putting a hat on a goat isn’t a good thing. Then she went full pissbaby mode and...
Sam: No, dude, Hat on a Goat.
John: Right. So she thought that we should allow putting a hat on a goat. I was saying that that’s crazy, putting a hat on a goat isn’t a good thing. Then she went full pissbaby mode and...
by NotPieGuy March 11, 2021
An invisible hat worn by one who is "too cool" to let loose and act like kid again. Hats are typically worn by those who are just entering college and trying to look like a bad ass.
See that guy, standing off to the side, who refuses to play this ice breaker game with us? Man, he needs to take off his cool hat.
by WMU Orientation September 07, 2009
To tuck your erection in the waistline of your pants in order to protect yourself from the embarrassment of a public boner.
by Dean0530 November 05, 2011