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Thanos

The most incredibly amazing living being that has ever set a foot on this planet. His gorgeous purple tone perfectly matches his muscular body. Using only 0.001 percent of his power, he can wipe out about 376,500,000,000 people by just thinking about it. You may also know him from the movies, "Avengers: Infinity War" and "Avengers: Endgame", but this was just a display of a mere 5% of his power.
Interviewer: "Thanos, can you give us a display of you using about 0.000000000001% of your power?"

Thanos: "Do you remember Gamora?"

Interviewer: "No"

Thanos: "Exactly"
by ItsJebs_YT September 26, 2019
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Thanos: Thor, son if Odin

Thor: Thanos, son of a bitch.
by Spider-Manisback! September 28, 2019
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Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.
by nolandc October 4, 2019
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The god like Titan who brings Peace to our world with a snap of his finger. He blesses us with chances to live .Even if lost one's were killed it was for the better. Thanos is a God and if you use his name he will snap again and end your life
"We are children of Thanos"
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See that big sexy garpe over there
Yeah

Thats thanos for ya
by Heyo man August 9, 2019
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Loki's murderer.
by _sad-british-trash_ August 11, 2019
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Thanos want dem rockie thingy
I am inevitable. -Thanos
by Sibaboy August 16, 2019
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