Tejas

Ask ur mum

Honey who is Tejas

Oh boy
We getting a divorce!!!
Thank god!

by Tugus May 20, 2020

Bro Tease

1) When you think you have a bro, but he hits you up with a text like "Whats Up?" or "Wheres the party?" everynight and then you tell him, only to be replied with a "Nice"

You thought you had a bro, but it was only a tease.

Guy 1: Whats up?
Guy 2: Poker night man you should stop by lol.
Guy 1: Nice.

later...

Guy 3: So what happened to your bro?
Guy 1: Well, he hit me up so I told him to come through but I guess it was just a bro tease

by Matecio June 2, 2009

teasteamer

When you are masterbating to the beat of The Super Mario Bros. and your scrotum goes aflame while you are possessed by the ghost of Nancy Reagan in a poodle costume and all of a sudden you notice a britsh guard standing near and you shit on his hat w/ a poodle in your head causing him to scream my shit is coming from a shit with a shit poodle on his bloody head

One fine day I gave myself a teasteamer at Big Ben and it was so delightfully pleasant That I snorted 10 grams of cocaine so I could name myself Pat and have people sing a song called"Pat is gay"

by Mike Tabor July 2, 2006

Dick tease

To tease someone ever so tantalizingly, like when you lead a girl on by flirting with her often and never do anything with her. Or it can be even more extreme, such as if you've eaten a girl out for over an hour now and she's ready for the dick, but right as you're 20% of the way in, you pull out and walk out of the room.

After downloading LoL (League of Legends) for over five hours now, it says to launch the game. But right after you click play if updates for three more hours. What a fucking dick tease

She always acts so innuendous, but always turns out be just pulling a dick tease.

by Eat a bag of dicks October 7, 2012

Muff Teaser

Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.

So I thought I would try the muff teaser tonight on that ungrateful bitch Michelle.

by womanizer February 29, 2004

Tease-drop

When someone who is ease-dropping chimes in at a random time and makes a joke of another persons conversation. Almost never resulting in a lol.

I was talking with James when Andy Tease-dropped and shouted "your mother" when i was talking about Transformer 2.

by firelonako September 9, 2009

Teasing Bitch

A wiley woman who charms the bois and then leaves them hangin'.

Popular phrase used to describe UK actor / pop sensation / television personality Jennifer Ellison as she wears revealing bikinis on her numerous sun holidays to Magaluf, Benidorm and Corfu.

Have you seen Jennifer Ellison's new bikini pics in which she pours water over her chest? Teasing bitch.

by EllisonStunna69 October 30, 2012