termitemare

The leading cause for waking loss of wood... at night... in bed. Considered a form of erectile dysfunction triggered by night terrors or a rather unsexy dream experience.

Termitemares directly counteract morning wood.

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His vivid termitemares of Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day (already a noted anti-disiac, 2 girls 1 cup, and Michele Bachmann with a corndog at the 2011 Iowa State Fair made it impossible for him to maintain an erection upon waking.

by jimseng September 2, 2011

Terminal Dickery

A chronic disease in which a person is being a dick for a long time

" Accpetance handshake!"- Little brother
"For what?" -Big Brother
"for you coming to terms with your Terminal Dickery" -Little Brother

by thestankman September 19, 2011

terminally useless fuck

A person who is a terminally useless fuck such as Matei

Matei is terminally useless fuck

by Terminally useless fuck September 19, 2013

terrilarious

Terrifying yet hilarious. Like scunny, but more so.

A property common to US political leaders and their followers.

The Trump supporters became even more terrilarious when asked about wildlife crossing the Mexican border.

by Mucus Membrain July 23, 2016

terminatorish

One who uses the phrase: 'To Whom It May Concern" for a job application

To Whom It may Concern:
I really hope I get an interview at YNAB

- Damn Val, that sounds a bit terminatorish to me, don't you think?

by GettingAnInterview? June 22, 2016

Terminator calm

So calm a person will only fight back to either complete a mission or when attempted to be destroyed by other lifeforms.
Terminators don't "feel any pain, remorse, or fear. And they will absolutely not stop until Skynet rules this world".

M8 I swear they were fucking around him like flies but he was calm, like, terminator calm.

by CANT FIND A PSEUDO March 10, 2017

TERMYL

TERMYL is a medicine available in a number of countries worldwide. TERMYL is the first name of one of the most followed tech youtubers in west Africa.

My back is paining me, can I get a TERMYL pill from you?
Hey, TERMYL just release a new video!

by Holy Gorgeous March 12, 2017