Tech Support

Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.

Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.

"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"

"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."

by ITWizKidIcarus February 16, 2023

Tech trooper

A young individual who constantly wears a matching nike tech fleece. They often aspire to be roadmen.

Look at that tech trooper sucking on his vape. He must think he's hard.

by Idisliketechtroopers April 21, 2023

tech mommy

A well paid female who works in the tech industry

i need to meet a tech mommy

-Dr Hoensual 08/05/2023

by anonymous May 8, 2023

tech tyke

A middle aged man child who uses expensive gadgets to cause chaos or damage to the area around him, often without an understanding of the underlying technology. See Script Kiddie.

Ugh... The tech tykes messed up the gas sign. Someone aught to poison their supply chain.
--or--
The tech tykes are trying to use responsible disclosure to validate their irresponsible disclosure of vulnerabilities.

by Saint90s May 18, 2023

tech navvy

The opposite of tech savvy. A person that is bad with tech (naive).

"-Danny, could you please close some programs on your laptop, it's going to die!
- Oh, thanks for the heads up, sorry you have to live with someone so tech navvy."

by DanieKK August 8, 2023

Tech-nontechnical

a tech-nontechnical person is a person who is virtuous and understands the concept of highest leadership. He has a better understanding of the importance of decisive, analytical, and passionate decisions when dealing with crucial or importance decision-making situations. Also, he retains his creativity and humanity and close inter-personal bonding skills with others. this person is called and known as a great leader in thousands industry.

Micheal Scott (US The Office) is a terrible human being, but a great boss. - said Jim to his children. Understanding that Micheal is not a perfect man but retains the skills and mindsets of a great tech-nontechnical leader

by muhamad aminuddin September 21, 2023

Tech Rage

Like road rage but for technology. The rage and frustration from being stuck behind a slow and/or nonsensical piece of technology.

My government computer is giving me tech rage.

by boobiessixnine October 7, 2023