To get the attention of a socal media thot using venmo or cashapp.
Girls on social media will post there venmo or cashapp on their profile. Simps will drop a thot tax in their venmo, then proceed to slide into the DMs.
Girls on social media will post there venmo or cashapp on their profile. Simps will drop a thot tax in their venmo, then proceed to slide into the DMs.
You remember Alexa from HS? We hooked up last night, after I sent $200 thot tax to her venmo. That definitely got her attention.
by Laravel April 30, 2021

by Rolls Troyce May 7, 2023

A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.
Dude #2:
My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.
Dude #2:
My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian June 11, 2011

Child support payments
I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.
by Eric Thorsland September 12, 2012

Person 1: Harry and Ginny paid $10,000 less this year in taxes.
Person 2: Pshh. Tax Queers. They only do it for the money, not love.
Person 2: Pshh. Tax Queers. They only do it for the money, not love.
by MorphLord October 1, 2017

Soul tax - the price you must pay for acting against your principles, especially when doing something primarily for money (like a job you hate).
by hash4questions August 18, 2016

by arson_investigator January 29, 2021
