take a sickie

Australian slang to take the day off sick from work or school when you're perfectly healthy

"I had to take a sickie"
"I let my daughter take a sickie so she could finish her homework."

by Tiny Cooper February 17, 2016

Take and bake

When you're giving it to your girl doggystyle while she is making your after snack.

My girl is the shit, last night it was on the take and bake and she made me twice baked potatoes.

by J Egg April 21, 2019

Taking the fifth

Pleading the fifth after being tested positive for use of five different drugs

D'javarro: Dude, I heard Will was taking the fifth at Ryan's party last night.

You: No way! Must have been cray.

by Awesomeapplez March 17, 2015

taking a foop

Fart poop. Meaning to fart and poop simultaneously.

James was taking a foop when he suddenly realized he was out of toilet paper.

He guys, I'm gonna go take a foop.

by Heb jenkinsloop March 12, 2014

Teo's take

When Teo starts analyzing anime.

"Evangelion is so good" - Teo
"Ah its Teo's take again..."

by Kalcho January 21, 2021

Taking a Junior

The act of laying down a steamer that offends everyone within a 2 mile radius.

last night I was taking a junior and it damm near killed everyone in the plant. I wiped my supebad as fast as I could so as to get away from that stinking shit.....

by ItStinksInHere September 21, 2010

Take A Smokey

to take a HUGE crap!!

As in the movie "Friday" when smokey had to take a huge crap but he couldn't find a place to do it, so he went on the side of the house.

"mayne them beans messed my stomach up! i need to take a smokey!"

by ATXchick August 20, 2009