under the kitchen table

A woman so desperate for a man, ANY man, that she'll suck him off while he's eating at the kitchen table.

She'll do any man, any way, any time. She's like a bitch under the kitchen table waiting for some scraps to fall.

by Jez Me September 25, 2010

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table

when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass

otherwise known as a total bruh moment

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table bruh thats my good table i put food there bitch ass

by inkdoom July 21, 2019

talent

the thing that the likes of justin bieber, miley cyrus, and the jonas brothers don't have.

why do these stupid 7-14 year-old girls like retards with no talent selling themselves to the media so much?

by bieber is a girl February 2, 2010

Britain's Got Talent

A stupid British show where people humiliate themselves, not only in front of the large TV audience/British public, judges, but also about 500 people who will laugh cruelly at the poor old man who thinks he can sing, possibly reducing him to tears. Simon Cowell has this weird idea he's funny, Amanda Holden is just a bitch, and Piers Morgan tries desperatly to keep up with Simon Cowell- and fails. Its a life wrecker, and eats the soul of Saturday Prime-Time viewers.

Person 1: I was watching Britain's Got Talent last night!
Person 2: Fag.

by ISayRawr! April 24, 2010

noassatall tablets

The medicine that a woman with a flat ass takes. No-ass-at-all.

I see that Paris Hilton is still taking her noassatall tablets.

by Kenneth Brown August 24, 2006

Slap the Table

To make a decision.
To come to closure on a topic that has been discussed and debated to death.
Note - Used most effectively in conjunction with the actual action of slapping a table.

After going round and round on a topic, one of the board members said "For God sakes, will someone please just Slap the Table!"

by Dr Ock February 12, 2008

Lack of Talent Show

An elementary school "talent show", also known as a variety show. It is a show in where one hundred kids do the EXACT SAME THING.Events in the Lack of Talent show include: lip syncs, gymnastics routines, tap dancing, screaming into the microphone, mumbling into the microphone, instrument solos, over dressing, costumes resembling abused women, under dressing, too much make up, and other things that fall in this genre.

Dad: Thank God it's over.
Mom: What?
Dad: Billy's Lack of Talent show.
Mom: I know... all of these kids SUCKED!

by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 19, 2009