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Toxic Boomer

A toxic person, belonging to the demographically large generation born between the end of WWII and the mid-1960s.
Omg, Trump is such a toxic boomer!
I'm tired of your negativity, you two toxic boomers!
Toxic Boomer by wildlifeguard July 21, 2020

toxic democrats 

Toxic democrats are democrats that will not accept that anyone else has an opinion about the world, toxic democrats are terrible to have as friends because if you do not agree with them on an issue they will ditch your ass. Toxic democrats are lame ass fools with no sense of humanity, who only want to make the world a better place because it's trendy.
girl: These toxic democrats won't get off my back for agreeing with capital punishment!
trumpie: Yeah, dude, guess they all want Ted Bundy to swoop them up and escape again

Toxic Brown Feminity 

When you got tacos and dick and she refuses to leave
Jean: Sara won't leave me alone when I said I found the best tacos in town
Michelle: That's Toxic Brown Feminity

toxic midwesterninity 

The general aversion towards time, effort and especially money on things which could materially improve your life. It often causes people to just accept a clearly sub-optimal situation as "fine".

A term originally coined by Technology Connections.
Mr C.: "Wow this 60 year old wooden step ladder is perfectly fine. No need to upgrade anytime soon no sir, this thing will even outlive my grandchildren!"
Me: "Nah man, that thing is way too old, rickety and wobbly to be trusted at this point. You're suffering from toxic midwesterninity"
Mr C.: *Proceeds to mount the ladder, it breaks and he dies*

Toxic Bitch Syndrome 

When someone (particulary a female) starts acting like a toxic bitch and they usually have the syndrome from birth, but the symptoms typically surface in their prebescent stage of their lives and progress from there. There is no known cure, but there are several treatments to avoid and prevent flare ups. You can live with someone with the syndrome, but if left untreated it can lead to complete loneliness, unemployment, isolation, alienation, and down right despisement by the direct communities they effect in extreme cases.
Kyla was diagnosed with toxic bitch syndrome by her psychiatrist when she turned 16, so the doctor prescribed her 1000 mG of prozac to control the mood flare ups at school.

Toxic Gossip Train 

When things are being said about you that are 100% true, but you don’t want to admit it, so you blame it on the Toxic Gossip Train.
Person 1: Guys, I’m a victim of the Toxic Gossip Train-
Person 2: YOU LITERALLY THREW THAT DOG OFF THE ROOF, I WATCHED YOU