Idaho Swimming Pool

When you lick cold cum off your lady’s tits.

Nathan: Hey Jason, what’d you do while you were in Hawaii?

Jason: Oh man, I got drunk as shit and went for an Idaho swimming pool.

by Clowns Clowns Clowns August 14, 2022

don’t applaud a fish for swimming

Don’t praise somebody for doing something that they simply should have been doing in the first place.

T: ‘My boyfriend didn’t cheat on me!’
Don’t applaud a fish for swimming Tiffany. You’re praising a guy who’s doing nothing more than treating you like a decent human being.

by Gertruide October 11, 2017

haitian swimming pool

noun: when a man is sitting on the toilet and taking a dumb and a girl comes over and does a reverse cowgirl in mid crap.

Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.

by Charlie May 13, 2005

No more water in the swimming pool

When you have gave all your love but it has been drained. Your heart has been broken and will take a long time to heal (like filling up a pool)

No more water in the swimming pool means that your heart is broken.

by cuocuo May 11, 2020

NSV (Non Swimming Variety)

In the vernacular, a term used to describe various ethnic groups who regularly book snorkeling trips when they can't even swim. Said groups subsequently spend the entire trip sea sick and do not tip at the end of the trip.

NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 1: We should go snorkeling!
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 2: Dude, we can't even swim!
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 1: So! We are on vacation, what is the worst thing that can happen!

by Mr. Stu Pididiot February 7, 2013

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.

by von groovy June 18, 2017

Levi Strauss Swim Team

Name given to the swim team of mexicans who think swimming in jeans and over-sized t-shirts is going to give them the competitive advantage they are looking for. In most cases they end up drowning cause they can't swim to begin with.

Miguel Phelps of the Levi Strauss Swim Team downed as he was unable to swim in his swim attire.

by Miguel Phelps July 5, 2010