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not a sushi chef.

Used when someone overstates their expertise, pretends to be someone they are not or are “trying to pull one over” on you. Origin is TV game show The Floor when a contestant shaded another contestant who claimed to be an expert sushi chef and then went on to lose the round.
When Mark started acting like he was a car expert just from watching some YouTube tutorials, I was like calm down, you’re not a sushi chef.

After Lisa went on about her financial know-how without any real experience, Tom just laughed and thought, she’s not a sushi chef.
by Taichung February 14, 2025
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Midwestern Sushi

A food item which, due to the location it is prepared in, is of subpar quality.
Order some tacos in russia, it was a case of midwestern sushi
by ConsumerOfNutrients November 26, 2023
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Sushi Bowling

A form of classic 10-pin bowling with an alternate scoring system, whereupon the traditional score is divided by the bowler's height to determine the Sushi Bowling score.
I would have won at regular bowling, but since we were Sushi Bowling, and I'm 10" taller than my opponent, I lost.
by kynamite May 26, 2012
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Sushi

She is the hawtest and funniest girl you've ever met. So you better go for her... Bitch.
You: Hi Sushi!
Sushi: WHY HELLO MY FRIENDO WHATCHA DOINGGG??
booty SushiPower SushiIsBeautiful
by SushiThaWarrior December 12, 2016
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Meeping Sushi Roll

A nickname you give to someone who meeps when they sneeze and rolls in blankets like a sushi roll when sleeping.
My friend is totally a meeping sushi roll so its awesome to hear her sneeze but not to share a bed with her.
by Nerdy_girl_808 June 7, 2016
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miss\sushi

a person who hates humans and loves animals
by miss\sushi August 1, 2022
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Making Sushi

Making sushi is a slang term for, putting a female on another female and finger-fucking one and tounging down the other.
Goddamn I just got done making sushi with shaqueefa and jaquaviontavionessa
by PedophialBitch November 11, 2020
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