susan haynes

A tall rather ugly lady with eyeballs that are about to explode
Doesn’t really mix well with others but will think there bet than anyone
Not many people engaged and us sally are teachers or procrastinators

Susan Haynes is not a nice person

by Wildfires December 21, 2017

Jealous Susan

When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.

Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...

by Foxy McHound December 28, 2018

dirty susan

a dirty susan, when a girl does a blow job but throws up half way through.

she pulled a dirty susan last night.

by i know_what you_did July 18, 2023

Crazy Susan

A sex move where a girl rides cowgirl and spins around in a circle

My marriage was struggling and then my wife gave me a crazy susan, now we're renewing our vows...

by Wizard_sleeves August 8, 2025

susan

Mexican GTA maid that gets paid 1 penny and half a stick of gum she also sings Dora

Boy 1:Hey, who’s Susan
Boy 2: Susan is my Mexican GTA maid
Boy 1: oh that’s so cool

by SextraLover3000 July 28, 2022

Susan

A beautiful boy with the best voice and the cutest hair. He pulls every girl but there's one girl that had caught hes eyes. He is very loyal and has the best laugh. If he ever ask you out say yes . He will never cheat on you and he will feel your stomach with butterflies. He will turn you red and he will make you flutter.

"I love susan so much"

by il0vehim December 15, 2022

Susan

A Susan is someone you love

My dad is a Susan

by JeremyHansan October 17, 2022