Twin starfish kiss

The act of making two people's buttholes touch together.

Mouth kissing grosses me out; but I'd love to twin starfish kiss with you.

by Hamlet Lynn September 20, 2019

Starfish Prince

The male version of a Starfish Princess. Male sexual partner who remains 'unmoved' during lovemaking, physically non-responsive (like a starfish). They are basic in the bedroom, usually prefer cowgirl so they can just lay there or basic missionary. They also have a tendency to not last long in bed. They expect their partner to do all the work or just have no drive and just want to get it over as quick as possible.

Stacy took the Brad from the club after promising amazing sex only to be disappointed Brad just laid there like a Starfish Prince while Stacy had to get on top and did all the work. Brad is still confused and doesn't know why Stacy never called him back.

Sierra has complained for weeks that her boyfriend is never in the mood and when she finally gets him into bed to finally ravage her body, he goes Starfish Prince and just lays there on top of here barely moving and after 5 minutes is finished. He still doesn't know why they broke up.

by DaTrueDefinition October 4, 2019

Starfish attack

When you're performing oral on someone, and they fart in your face.

I was going down on her, and she starfish attacked me.

by Educatingmasses April 4, 2018

peckard starfish

A Peckard starfish is a penis that looks like a starfish

Janet: Put it In
John: I’ll put my peckard starfish in you

by Peckard starfish May 15, 2018

Starfish

Noun, verb, adjective;

When an individual’s voice sounds better than they look.

I should’ve known that you were a starfish when you wouldn’t describe what you look like.

by Sh1tfac3d April 15, 2018

Pokin starfish

Male who enjoys “pokin starfish” is a man who enjoys sticking his penis in buttholes. Depriving from the term “chocolate starfish” in other words low key for saying gay guy!

Girl: that guy is cute,how do you know him?
Other girl: from work and he like “pokin starfish”

Girl: ohh I guess I should have guessed. He reminds me of my friend Cheyne!

by Kristypatty February 25, 2020

Neutron Starfish

Like a neutron star it is highly compacted, it is a great retraction, a massive tightening.
The starfish references the anus, therefore a Neutron starfish is a massive contraction of ones anus.

The idea of contracting the beer virus gives me a neutron starfish.

Going to the store and finding no toilet paper gives me the neutron starfish.

When your mom hits on me I get a neutron starfish.

by iduntcare March 17, 2020