Squid

A used condom filled with semen, neatly tied up awaiting disposal. (Several of these may be referred to as a squad)

I was afraid her mom would look through her garbage, so I had to keep the squid in my pocket and wait till we got to church to throw it out.

by Ding Dong Mandolin April 5, 2015

Squid Jag

The act of inserting all 5 fingers into the vagina or anus. Once fully inserted to wrist, rapidly open fingers to a claw (fingers spread), And yell (in a deep disgruntled tone) "SQUID JAG!"

Oi, mate. I had a great night last night with Jenny, until I tried the squid jag. Would have got the boot, but the Bitch couldn't get me out. Took me 5 minute to untangle.

by Old Mate Squid August 30, 2017

Squid Beak

When the vagina lips protrude in an extreme manner, resembling that of a squid's face

She had a really fat pussy, that thing looked like a squid beak!

by @bigsammy610 February 27, 2018

Squid Porn

Squid porn means a bunch of penises or a few around someones head, so when you look from above, it looks like a squid. Which should be a category on pornhub named ''Squid porn''

Example:
Director: We should make some squid porn
Actor: Yes, lets find 5 to 7 men that can stand around my head with their penis out
Director: Yall will look like a squid!

by RedCupNoItAintKoolAid October 21, 2019

baltic squid

a ventilation device designed by Clint Price , Jim Wymer , Pat Bell that gives maximum suck for minimun horespower

A air powered device with a multiple of hoses ,hence the Baltic Squid

by Clint Price September 2, 2008

squidge

When a cat stretches and claws the area where its about to sleep. Like people fluff a pillow before they lay down.

The only thing Smokey does all day is squidge the bed!

by Ingabish February 6, 2006

Squid

Noun: to describe a child that is defiant towards authority; usually in a situation that the child is aware of a rule but continues to be negligent or "forgetful".
In expletive form: to release, and or solidify frustration of children fitting the description of a squid.

Noun: How many times has Timmy broken that rule? Man, what a squid!, or,Quit being a squid and follow the rules.
Expletive form:
why won't these kids listen?.....(sigh) Squids!

by j4yt34 December 26, 2009