Fidget Spinner

a item dat was supposed to calm u down and maek u pay attention, but instead iut distracts u and u want to throw it away at a wall

"*someone throws a fidget spinner at a wall* damn u, ugly piece of plastic and metal"

by druscus June 14, 2018

Shit Spanker

Shit Spankings is the art of picking up a handful of sloppy, stinking dog shit and smacking someone on the head or arse with it causing a dog shit explosion.

Move out the way or you will get shit spanked all over the place. Watch out here comes the Shit Spanker, he's going to shit spank you all over the place you shit shoveller.

by bradsbadluck September 2, 2018

Orinoco-Stanners

A man who has only one testicle and has the tendency to walk lop-sided while walking with a companion down the street. The companion is always saying “stop fucking bumping into me...”, and the Orinoco-Stanners replies with “sorry, it’s my one ball”.

That Orinoco-Stanners is a right pain in the arse he keeps doing it, I wish he could walk in a straight line...

by Stanners Lover September 20, 2018

fidget spinner

The sex act where participant one sits on the penis (or strap-on, if both partners are not men) of participant two and rides it up and down, making the balls and penis spin in a round motion. Similar to a meat swing.

Man, Jamie and Lisa were really going at it last night - she asked to use my strap-on so they could finally try the fidget spinner!

by Sir Rektsalot November 3, 2018

Fidget Spinner

helicopter on the dick

Jason's mom was fidget spinner on my dick!

by jascrazy January 6, 2019

fidget spinner

The most expensive Bull***t toy ever invented. With prices ranging from $7 to $400

"Amy your fidget spinner is awesome"
"Thanks your fidget spinner is cool too"

"Rick your f****** spinner cost you 200 dollars?"
"Yeah I'm a rich boy who doesn't know what to do with my money"

by MONKEYBOYLARSENMONEY!@#$%^&*(! January 8, 2019

Fidget Spinner

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.

Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"

by StompLiberals January 22, 2019