heat seaking moisture missile

Slang term for the penis

I hit her with the heat seaking moisture missile.

by Tim And Chris February 16, 2003

Dicks Out For Slaking

Just like the popular meme "Dicks Out For Harambe" but towards another ape like creature.

Dude 1: Hey have you heard about our lord and savior slaking?
Dude 2: Um you mean harambe right?
Dude 1: no wrong gorilla...
*Dude 2 googles the word "Slaking"
Dude 2: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dude 1: DICKS OUT FOR SLAKING!

by TerryForPrez August 21, 2016

Shaking Murphi

v.t. to "mainline" low grade black tar heroin, usually in the men's room of a trainstaion with ditry toilet water

"dude, some asshole was shaking murphi in there." -or- "umm. . . . lets pawn the T.V. . . . . . so we can shake some more murphi."

by broseph duder June 19, 2008

SpamKing

A SpamKing is someone who uses every technique possible both ethical and unethical to drive traffic to a web site. This would include hidden text to link farms and everything in between.

Barney's use of link farms and keyword stuffing makes him the ultimate SpamKing.

by spameraser April 13, 2009

Shaking the Change

Male masturbation.

If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.

I walked in on my friend shaking the change to some hentai porn. Hella awkward.

by FuzzyYellowDuck December 17, 2008

Shaking the Gadget

Ostensibly, this refers to the use of an exercise device that you shake to build muscled arms.

On the other hand, it could also refer to an activity one does by yourself.

"How did you get such strong forearm muscles?"

"Um, shaking the gadget."

by Language Man July 30, 2009

shaking my snowglobe

handjob or jacking off

Bro, when that girl was shaking my snowglobe last night, she kept laughing and it was very weird.

by bigpenis4u September 4, 2010