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Soggy Towel

A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .
AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.
by BigDaddyDilf January 25, 2023
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Soggy Salmon

The smacking of a wet, flaccid penis across one’s face.
I’ll give that bitch one hell of a soggy salmon.
by BlueJayWay1998 September 12, 2018
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Soggy Sombrero

A pick-me-up coffee made of a shot of espresso with a ratio favoring steamed milk to foam. It’s a wet cappuccino. It’s another name for a wet cappuccino that confuses a barista. It errors a barista out.
Barista: “Hi, what coffee would you like?”

You: “A Soggy Sombrero.”
Barista: “...”
You: “...”
Barista: “...Hi, what kind of coffee would you like?”

You: “A wet cappuccino.”
by MyPseudonymitz March 15, 2021
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Soggy Susan

Having oral sex with a girl who has put branflakes and milk in her vagina.
She was horny and he was hungry; They compromised and he gave her a soggy susan.
by Sentiel May 29, 2020
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Soggy Crumpet

Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.
Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!
by yoshi12 October 10, 2014
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Soggy Mask

The sexual act where your partner has an unwashed, sweaty asshole/crack and sits on your face.
Yesterday I did 9 hours of yard work then went inside and gave my girl a soggy mask.
by Binstep March 22, 2020
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Soggy Laces

When a girl dips her long hair into her vagina, and pulls it out, making for soggy laces
Guy 1: Bro was she a freak? Guy 2: Yeah bro she even gave herself soggy laces! Guy 1: Damn Dude
by knightyal October 18, 2019
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