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Soppy Twat

Latin: Soppius Twatius.

A male or female of the human species with a very special talent for over the top romantic gestures. Scientists have offered up the theory that the Soppy Twat is a left over from the Regency period, who became locked in a dusty closet over time (or possibly suffocating shit relationship) and has only managed to escape recently and so thus is attempting to make up for lost time by being romantic. Means well but is only suited to being in relationships with other Soppy Twats, possibly of the Closeted Soppy Twat variety (latin: closeted soppius twatius.) Thrives well in lovey dovey relationships. Not well equipped to dealing with one night stands. Have been known to migrate from lesser known areas such as Ipswich, to more metropolitian areas such as Essex to provide more romantic backdrop for shenanigans. Has been known to reduce on lookers to physical vomiting on unveiling of most recent soppy twatted project, i.e life size shrine of girlfriend in bedroom, sprayed with girlfriends perfume for added realism.

Must not be confused with an actual soppy twat, as in a vajayjay which has become wet through sexual arousal, though should this event occur, it would be correct to refer to the person as a Soppy Twatted Soppy Twat.
Soppy Twat: I've had a sky writer write out your full name surrounded by love hearts in the sky.
Girl: But it's only been a month.
Soppy Twat: I know. I love you.
Girl: I love you too.

Famous Soppy Twat projects: The Taj Mahal.
by Closeted Soppy Twat November 2, 2010
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Soapjack

Male masturbation in the shower or tub utilizing soap suds as a lubricant.
Last Friday, the wife turned him down again, so he was relegated to another lonely, latenight soapjack.
by Brentorious August 28, 2007
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soap opera hearing

Similar to selective hearing. A condition in which someone is unable to hear anything in their immediate area, yet is able to hear things far away.
(in the same room)
R: T. is a real pain in the arse.
P: I know
T: Pizza?

(somewhere outside)
T: Did you hear that bird hatching?
R: WHAT?!
P: Classic soap opera hearing.
by pabslo September 22, 2007
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Soap-on-a-roper

A man who devotes excessive energy to avoiding being judged homosexual, thus unwittingly demonstrating his own insecurity with regard to his sexual orientation. Derived from the device used by (among others) prisoners who do not wish to bend over in the shower.
A: Lee could be a serious competitive swimmer if he didn't insist on swimming in those massive military shorts.
B: That's typical, he's a total soap-on-a-roper.
by rufusdos August 24, 2011
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Stapy

OHMAHGAWHD JUSTIEN BEEIBEEERR!!!
Stapy will you play eat the dirt with me??
by co5oo May 7, 2019
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ron the soap

When sharing a hotel room with friends, to take the first shower and leave your body hair embedded in the communal bar of soap.
When crashing in Pete's room at the Borgata last Friday, "Gears" took the first shower in the morning and proceeded to ron the soap by failing to remove his nasty pubes from the bar before toweling off and dressing.
by Stone Creek August 8, 2008
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Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.
Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.
by tha ingram July 2, 2004
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