cotton and skid

Cockney rhyming slang for yid, an offensive name for a Jew. In cockney rhyming slang, you only say the first part, while the second is implied. Saying cotton removes the taboo of calling someone a yid, and lessens the blow. See also four by two

"Are you a bloody cotton?!"

"So I go there, and the damn room is filled with cotton and skids."

by stupid_username May 12, 2014

the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.

Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"

by Elburno March 2, 2008

tour skid

(at concerts) someone who relies on the kindness of others to pay for their ticket, beer, or whatever you will give "Hey man can I hit that?" "Dude can you spare some floorspace"

Watch out, they may attempt to drain you- will take or ask for anything in sight...may even order PPV on your dime if left unsupervised. (you don't wanna know what happens next)

1. If you go to the port-a-john by yourself, watch out for tour skids like Zippy.

by e i e i o June 15, 2007

Fing Skid

It's supposed to be someone with emotional problems; someone who doesn't fit into society.

Most idiots use the name towards people they don't like, therefore, incorrectly.

"That's Fing Skid, he never talks to anyone, seems like he's always depressed. His real name is Ben"

Incorrectly used:

"Yo, Fing Skid, fuck off!"

by Caydance June 20, 2009

Burm Skid

A burm with undergarments soiled through neglect.

Johnathon Mooney is a Burm Skid.

by daveanddave October 7, 2011

tallahassee skid mark

Ehrich Gee.

"One time Ehrich Gee farted and there was a wet spot on his pants.... we then proceeded to call him The Tallahassee Skid Mark"

by BigPoopieMuncher February 1, 2018

RaspberryPi Skid

Some gayass nerd that decides to skid every script in existance. He even skidded walkspeed script. He is well known
for skidding someones penis so he could normally jerk off with a normal size.

A: Hey! Wheres my penis!!!
B: Well dont ask me.. ask RaspberryPi. He even skidded my mom since he never had one. i cri :(

RaspberryPi Skid is big gayass nerd fucker.

by SirixDied July 31, 2019