it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

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u lovin the size

when you love what your boy has down there

Girl: ' I'm leaving you!'
Boy:'Lol i think the fuck not cause u lovin the size'
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PCY:'U lovin' the size' Freal Luv-Far East Movement

u lovin the size by leo_e June 2, 2017

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Its not the size of the dog

When you think about it, the statement is not what people under a certain height or weight want it to say, that the little dog always has the bigger heart and that you should never underestimate anybody. The statement is simply that the size of the dog doesn't determine the dog's heart. There are short bullies who think a larger opponent is short on heart, and they're really everything they say they are against.

Its not the size of the dog in the fight is a way for some folks to get support, but the reality is heart depends on both the underdog and the favorite, sometimes the underdog is a pussy who's already thrown the fight, and sometimes the favorite is not a favorite because of hype, it depends on the dog.

Its not the size of the dog by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019