sling

a swing used for sexual pleasure.more than likely, hung from the celling with chains

that dude has a sling in his basment

by hemp February 20, 2005

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

by Jeff February 25, 2004

Slingo

Combination of 'slang' and 'lingo'. One's own personal vocabulary of words exclusive to them.

I use Urban Dictionary to expand my slingo.

by Patryk Duffy August 7, 2007

Singapore Sling

The act of shitting into a trashcan because the toilet is occupied, followed by taking the trashbag, swinging it around, and slinging it off a balcony to hide the evidence.

I had to shit so bad in the hotel room and Cate was on the toilet, so I just did the Singapore Sling!

by The Slinger November 19, 2015

Older Siblings

People that are sooooo perfect and never start fights.

Yech. Older siblings. If only mom and dad could understand their bullshit.

by iTookAHarSHIT May 19, 2021

Purple-Headed yogart slinger

A more insulting way to say dick

Man "Suck my purple-headed yogart slinger!"

by Shithead June 18, 2006

Red Sling

To complete a "Red Sling" Follow these steps:
1.If your lucky enough to stumble upon a friends moms red thong pick it up.
2.Hide it behind your back and call friend over.
3.Once in range throw red thong at friends face.
4.Upon impact begin laughing as you have just completed the fabled Red Sling.

Zack shouts: "Josh come here for a second!"
Josh: "what ma..*hit in face with red thong*"
Zack: "hahah Red Sling beeeyyyoootttcchhhhh!!"
Josh: "Your fuckin weird man.."
Zack: "I'm not the one sniffin my mom's underwear haha"
Josh: "whatever.."

by C.C.B January 15, 2010