shrinkwrapping carpet

Performing cunnilingus vigorously.

This one time with my girlfriend, I broke my nose shrinkwrapping her carpet.
She likes getting eaten out so hard, it's like shrinkwrapping carpet.

by qwrrty May 10, 2019

shrinkerize

To shrink something down to fit it into something.

You will have to shrinkerize me to fit me into that box.

by Table talk! May 14, 2019

Shrinkled

When an item, including, but not limited to clothing or other materials shrinks and becomes wrinkled.

My son’s new shirt became shrinkled after laundering.

by Cooldigs May 24, 2019

Shmunkin

When you are in a relationship but have feelings for someone else but you don’t want anyone getting hurt. You find yourself lost.

Man, so like this girl and now I’m shmunkin.

by PencilLegs June 3, 2019

Shrinkchronicity

The physical process of losing height due to spinal compression when it is experienced by more than one person, I.e. a long time married couple .

The Campbells would still be the tallest couple in the family if it weren’t for shrinkchronicity.

by ElCommissioner June 10, 2019

shlunk

that sound when you take a dump into the toilet and some water splashes back and touches your bum bum.

dude did you hear Sally make that shlunk last night. it gave me a boner.

by random edgy as fuck emo teen June 24, 2019

Shlunk

A penis who gets size gets wider as it goes out, taking the shape of a cone.

Jenna: Why does my husband have such a shlunk. :(

by Maxamoose7 June 24, 2019