Sheldon

A small, adorbale little turtle that lives in a colorful house and loves cupcakes, but is also a turtle arsonist. No one will ever know how he sets fire. He has no hands.

Aww look at sheldon. Going off to burn down cities

by emokittytrash:3 January 13, 2017

Sheldon

V. to kill the blunt.
N. that one guy in the rotation that always smokes the blunt even if it’s burning his fingers. The blunt is normally passed to the “The Sheldon” for the final hits.

“Sheldon it.”
“Alex is totally the Sheldon! He’ll smoke the wrap.”

by MaliKhaleesi June 18, 2018

sheldon

a guy who was just kidding

sheldon is sorry

by callme1987 January 15, 2020

SO Sheldon!

A reference to anything that is gay, camp, kitsch, or colourful. It was derived from the word sheldon meaning gay and the the British TV show SO Graham Norton, hosted by overtly gay TV presenter Graham Norton.

That guy is SO Sheldon!
That bar is SO Sheldon!
Didn't you think the costumes in that play were SO Sheldon!?

by Tony Smith London April 8, 2007

Shiel

A guy that is super caring and funny. He’s always there for no matter what. And he’s great in bed. He loves sex and is probably the most handsome guy you’ll ever meet. He’s probably gonna be the richest guy you ever meet and the guy of your dreams. Hold on to him forever and make sure he knows how much you love him. He’ll be there for you even if you haven’t talked.

That boy. He’s a real Shiel

by A Friend 😉😚 December 28, 2017

Shielding

Verb. The act of shielding a boner. Most commonly used with textbooks or large binders by teenage boys.

Look how low jason is holding his book. Hes totally shielding.

by Lady Gagas Clit September 22, 2011

Rusty Sheldon

Rusty sheldon is where you grab condom when your about do bang yo' bitch, then you take a massive shit inside thy condom, you then make a small incision on the top of the condom where the 'reservoir' for the semen is.
you then slap the bitch with the condom.
you put the condom on.
bang yo' beyatch.
take a piss during the sex and get all the shit outta the condom!

Dayum, im so fucking horny, im going to give my bitch a Rusty Sheldon tonight.

by Millarddd October 10, 2011