Shat

A euphemistic version of the Vulgar Slang, shit. Also the past tense for the Vulgar Slang.

Monster: Hey how u doin bro

Human: I shat my pants TM! Making the best games! (Interchangable for euphemistic version and past tense)

by urbandici April 28, 2023

Shatting

Shatting is the term used, when two or more people share something that is pure and utter “shit” and can also be associated with the idea of “chatting shit.”

Shatting is commonly used by “begs” and people with “no life”

“Vanessa, i heard Stacy said your batty looks small” screamed Dave, “Stop shatting Charlie, your mums a hoe”

by Mr pilgrim October 29, 2019

shat

the ancient Egyptian currency

I sold my fish and got 20 pounds of shat

by history guru December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.

Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Shat

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.

Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

shat day

National shat day occurs on December 22nd. It’s one day of the year that Shat is formally recognized by her friends and is treated like royalty.

Shat day is the best day!

Let’s celebrate shat day by telling her how much we appreciate her!

by shedaddylol December 22, 2020

shat

the past tense of shart.

nessa shat on josh's tiktok live.

by fruitcake.girthquake November 23, 2020