Hashbrown "selfie"

What old people imagine Teenage girls taking pictures of themselves is

Person 1: "Wow 'Dude!', that phonographular device is really 'swagger' amazing!"
Person 2: "Wow! Let's take a "Hashbrown "Selfie"" and put it on Instant-Graham!"

by penguins66352 October 29, 2014

Selfie Bomb

A selfie bomb is when you take a picture of yourself when something random, funny, stupid, awesome, or amazing is occurring in the background and you then post it to a social media site.

For instance take a selfie bomb when:

Your friend is passed out drunk with a dick drawn on his face

2 random people are making out on a park bench

Your Grandpa is asleep on the lazy-boy with his dentures half falling out and drool all over his shirt

You're robbing a convenience store

You are at the buffet and you see a fat ass carrying 2 plates

Right after sex

"She still denies it, but I selfie bombed that ho after we fucked"

"I just selfie bombed this bitch at Walmart with 10 kids and a fat roll hanging out her wife-beater"

by LOLDYNAMISM June 17, 2014

Selfie

A modern style of taking pictures. Made in 2014. The person holds a phone or camera showing just their face. Other friends can join in too. "Selfies with strangers" is where you take a selfie with a stranger anywhere. Selfies can be found at Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, or any other modern-day friendly website.

Hey, look! Jerry just took a selfie. Let me favorite his selfie on Instagram.

by Ultraf0xDictionary July 13, 2014

Selfer

Masculine connotation of selfie

Brittney sent me a sexy selfie. I shot back with a selfer

by HeavyCmane February 9, 2017

Shotgun selfie

To enact suicide, through the act of shooting oneself.

Jacob: I'm pretty sure the prevelance of the selfie emobides everything wrong with generation Tumblr.
Steve: Well you know what they say Jake, if you can't beat em', join em' *pouts and photographs himself*
Jacob: I don't care if it's ironic, if I see one more person upload one I might just take a selfie, a fucking shotgun selfie.
Steve: Real edgy, Jake.

by Sajamas January 30, 2014

Selfieos

The 15 second videos one takes of themselves and posts on Instagram since the launch of their video. Consisting of little to no action other than simply posing for the camera or sometimes just saying, "Hi!"

Dude, ever since Instagram launched video, I'm getting deluged with all these selfieos. Not that interesting!

by cvboom June 21, 2013

Selfie

The act of taking a self portrait with a cell phone

All this white girl does is take selfies

by DogMan50 November 19, 2014