Scandinavian Faceplant

To have a terribly awesome crash skiing.

or

To go down on a chick from the netherlands.

Dude, i Scandinavian Faceplanted this chick last night and she squirted in my face!!

by warrenmiller September 28, 2010

scrandom

A random person on the internet that posts completely random things just to be funny, but end up in the end of just making an ass of themselves.

Guy1: "Hi"

Guy2: "Hello"

Guy1: "PINEAPPLE!"

Guy2: "Wow, damn scrandoms are every where these days on blogs...

by Th3 Unkn0wn October 17, 2008

scandalorky

to be dorky in scandalous proportion

when they went to the restaurant they ordered scandalorky potatoes

by r January 24, 2004

scandality

How scandalous the scandal is.
Also known as Kelsey Champagne at night.

"my mind is going crazy with scandality"

by Derek Roberge May 14, 2008

scandalmeg

An action whereby a person (usually military) uses their shower head to squirt water onto another person during communal showering. What is different about this and regular squirting is that the jet from person one is redirected off their gooshe or gusche and balls before making contact with person two therefore transmitting any unwashed debrit onto said person.

person 2: pass me the soap buck
person 1: okay hank, here
person 2 (hank): aaw buck you scandalmegged me again!
person 1 (buck): yes hank, i did, didnt i!

by stickyback spastic October 21, 2008

scander

A person who is overly scandalous

"KSproulz is such a scander"
"Her bras showing through her shirt, whatta scander"

by tbreeze1223333 October 17, 2013

Scandinavian Lip Sync

A sexual maneuver involving the mouth, your girl's ass and bowel movements.

You have your girl laid flat on her back your face is flat on her naked ass. The girl then proceeds to defecate. You hum to any song very loudly whilst having your mouth open and you chew on the poop that comes out of her ass. It's similar to an easier masturbation, but jacking off to someone is replaced by humming to someone's song and you're dipping your mouth into your girl's poop instead of ejaculating.

I really liked PewDiePie's new diss track. So i got my girlfriend with me and i did a scandinavian lip Sync to congratulations. But my tongue is very brown now and my face is covered with poop.

by LeilaSP April 17, 2019