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Shrodinger’s Irony

One who makes statements online and decides whether they were being “ironic” or treating it as a normal post depending on others’ reactions. Refer to Shrodingers douchebag.
Group Chat 1: Men are hot
Person 1: So true
Group Chat 2: Are men hot
Person 1: wtf no thats gay
Person 2: Shrodinger’s Irony at work
by smilesguy January 24, 2023
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Schoedinger's STD

The period of time between when you find out you might have an STD, and the time when you get your test results. =
Until we open the results and find out, it's a superposition of both states - until you find out, you have Schoedinger's STD.
by HanLono April 23, 2013
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Schruting

To mess up or make a large misake.

Made popular by the American sitcom, "The Office", it was quoted by Michael Scott, who said he was " Schruting " it. Named after fictional Dunder Mifflin employee Dwight Schrute, who frequently messes up.
Michael: " Aw, I Schruted it!"
Darryl: " Schrute what?"
Michael: "You know, Schruting it, I messed up big time, Darryl. "
by musicalman778 April 18, 2014
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Schloinging

Another word for fucking or loud sex that everyone in your dorm can hear after quiet hours
Dude, are they schloinging at this hour? So disrespectful

I can't focus on my pset with these assholes schloinging next door
by adventuregrl97 May 7, 2018
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Scroting

The act of letting your scrotum hang free from your shorts for the public eye to see.
I just some new short shorts today, there perfect for scroting”
by Lfb200100 August 12, 2020
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shrading

"It's shrading time" he said as he shraded all over the place
by itsnotshradingime December 1, 2022
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scroingus

Scroingus refers to a person, thing, or animal (fiction or nonfiction) you like and you think is really precious.
Aww, my cat is such a scroingus!
by TheRealKonekoMotto June 27, 2023
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